A man was walking home alone late one
night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes
out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down
the middle of the street towards him...BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards
his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster... faster... BUMP...BUMP... BUMP. He runs up
to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However,
the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of
the coffin clapping ...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing
upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath
is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin
breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something,
anything ... but all he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops
at the coffin ...... and of course